man goes on a 2 month business trip to Europe and leaves
his cat with his brother. Three days before his return
he calls his brother.
Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?
2: He's Dead
1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I
loved that cat couldn't you think of a nicer way to
tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days you could of broke me
the news easier. When I called before I left, you could
of told me we found him on the roof and we're having
trouble getting him down. Then when I called you from
the airport you could of told me the Fire Department
was there and scared him off the roof and the cat died
when it hit the ground.
2: I'm sorry ... you're right...that was insensitive
I won't let it happen again.
1: Alright .. Alright, forget about it. Anyway,
how's Mom doing?
2: She's on the roof and we're having trouble
getting her down.