Funny short pet jokes and one liners, with animal humor spoofs, comedy gags or silly comments like why did, what's the difference and so on.
One Liners
  1. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !
  2. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
  3. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
  4. What happens when it rains cats and dogs ? You can step in a poodle !
  5. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
  6. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
  7. My karma ran over my dogma.
  8. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
  9. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
  10. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
  11. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggie.
  12. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?  K9P.
  13. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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  "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull
a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez