Funny pets jokes, dogs humor spoofs, cats comedy gags, ailly animal text to read and humorous canine stories to pass the time away.
Pets Jokes
  
  1. How to tell someone bad news - A man goes on a 2 month business trip to Europe .......
  2. Wash The Dog - A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner 'Mom & Pop'......
  3. Three dogs at the vet - There were three dogs at the vet talking to each ........
  4. God & Dog - On the first day of creation, God created the dog .......
  5. A Dog Named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex .............
  6. New Dog Cross Breeds - Collie + Lhasa Apso .............
  7. One Liners - 13 so far
  8. Doggy Therapy - Take the Test
  9. Dog Etiquette - Basic House Rules for Dogs from our point of view.
  10. Cat Quiz - For Humans from our point of view.
  11. How to give a cat a pill - One of our favorite jokes.
  12. Imaginary Mouse - Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street .........
  13. Uh Oh!!!!!! - Late one night, a burglar broke into a house .......
  14. Why Dogs don't use computers - 14 different reasons.
  15. Cat Diary - A funny excerpt of life from a cats point of view.

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