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A Dog Named Sex

  Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
  He said, "I would like to have one too!"
  Then I said, "But she is a dog!"
  He said he didn't care what she looked like.
  I said, "You don't understand .. I have had Sex since I was nine years old."
He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
   When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.