Ask
yourself the following questions.
- Does
your dog know the spelling, Latin root and French
translation of the word "walk," yet is unable to grasp
the meaning of the word "come"?
- Does
your dog immediately leap on a cat, bunny rabbit,
or child upon hearing the words "Don't worry he LOVES
cats, bunny rabbits and children"?
- Is
your dog shameless, graceless, without dignity and
extremely in touch with his inner puppy?
- Does
he wake you up in the middle of the night to warn
you of the dangers of a kitchen chair, then sleep
through the theft of all your valuable possessions?
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Does he develop a tragic and profound deafness at
the sound of "It's time to go home," yet possess bionic
hearing at the sound of a can opener?
If you answered "yes" to most of these questions.
Relax, your dog is normal |