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New Dog Cross Breeds
  1. Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
  2. Pointer + Setter - Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
  3. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
  4. Pekingese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog
  5. Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
  6. Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
  7. Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
  8. Malamute + Pointer -Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
  9. Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work
  10. Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
  11. Bull Terrier + Shitzu - Oh, never mind.... #13. Retriever + Irish Setter - Resetter, a dog that can set your vcr for you

New Names For Dogs Part 2 Or Doggy Deux
  1. What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
    A shampoodle
  2. What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
    Wire haired terriers
  3. What do you call a happy Lassie ?
    A jolly collie
  4. What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
    A dingo-ling
  5. What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
    A bud hound

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