Why dogs don't use computers, funny pets joke, and other canine humor stories, animal comedy, silly spoofs or gags to read too.
Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
  1. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
  2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
  3. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
  4. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
  5. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
  6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
  7. Surfs ww.pethouse.com instead of working.
  8. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
  9. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand ...
  10. SmellYou-SmellMe still in beta test.
  11. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
  12. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
  13. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
  14. Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws

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We can't use computers but we sure can cook.